TOP TEN SMS OF THE DAY
• A Famous writer said: “Love is like a long sweet dream” and Marriage is an alaram clock. “so have sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes u up”. Happy Unmaried Life 
• When you are feeling stressed & about to breakdown, just remember: Stressed is just Desserts spelled backwards. It’s a piece of cake!
• 6 rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & always have me as Ur Friend.
• Banta: I got an anonymous letter.
Santa: From whom?
• Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.” . What’s that on your head? Oh, I’m sorry…that’s your face. . do u always sound this stupid or is today a special occasion?
• I ask: “hi, are you a model”? He/She(gushing and smiling):”oh, no no….” I say:”yeah, you dont look like one also”!!!!
• Only those people will go to heaven!!
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Suno
Kisi ko batana mat
K may tum pay
Linay mar raha hu
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